that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
“Mike what the hell are you doing? You’ve always got to over react…”
i laugh every fucking time dear lord
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
still my favorite post
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.
i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent
Helllllo :) I’m so so so excited to share this cover with you guys. Although it took a few hours of takes to get it just right, it was absolutely 100% worth it! I recorded with my insanely talented friend Alex Pundyk, who is honestly one of the best guitarists I’ve ever worked with (also he’s only 18). We would seriously love to hear what you all think! This is a mash-up of Thinking ‘Bout You (Frank Ocean) and if I Ain’t Got You Alicia Keys). So sorry about the crappy video quality, but the sound is all that matters. Thank you so much for taking the time to listen. So much love to all of you.
My favorite cover so farOmg almost 200 notes already? You guys are the best in the world. Any chance we could get it to 1,000 notes tonight? That would mean everything. Thank you all ahhhhh
almost 400 guyyssss you da best
lauren your voice is amazing, you better make this your career when you grow up.
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
BBC, telling it how it is
So I pokemon-fusioned and
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.